I’ve had to draw a conclusion based on what I glimpsed through the stitching of the person suit that you wear. And the conclusion I’ve drawn is that you are…dangerous.
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
HOLY JESUS CHRIST.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP.
MY STOMACH AS DROPPED AND I HAVE DIED YOU’RE ALL WELCOME TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL
2014 Awards Season, ladies and gentlemen.
"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care." —Matty Healy (the 1975)
this kitty doesn’t look like a real gamer
That’s just an expensive cat heater
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
im so ew and ur so aw